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"'''"Kodalong''' (Codalong) is a recurring community character accent-trolling regular, subject of "the trial of Kodalong," and namesake of an entire genre of caller-accusations.
'''Kodalong''' is an Australian troll and serial ban-evasion artist the Infrared Discord's most infamous pest, subject of the community's show-trial.


== From the streams ==
== The rap sheet ==
* The trial ([https://infrared-transcripts.pages.dev/en/kick/infrared/314927c0-d2da-41bf-beae-17d92a0e18a5/ RED PILL NEWS | PALESTINE WAR stream]): "We at last need to hold the trial of Codalong... there's some drama going on in quarantine. We need to get Kodalong — he's in the quarantine... The trial has been postponed by so long."
Per Haz on stream ([https://infrared-transcripts.pages.dev/en/kick/infrared/b828b021-f1e2-4163-9019-5f27aefcb00a/ MASSIVE DEBATE ROYALE]): "He's made hundreds of alts in our Discord. He's caused Amirio so much distress, and we caught him in VC pretending to be a Romanian and I literally made him go up to his Amazon Alexa, which gave away that he was in Australia. Then he pretended to come back as a Serbian... said he was going to his job at the brick factory. In reality, Codalong is a man with no job who just harasses Amirio for a living... He mooches off the Australian welfare state to spend all his time harassing our Discord."
* The accusation game ([https://infrared-transcripts.pages.dev/en/kick/infrared/5e76e0d7-c4cc-459e-b8b1-65ade98827ae/ MASSIVE DEBATE ROYALE stream]): callers with ambiguous accents get accused of being him: "I think you're Kodalong... can you just talk in a normal accent because I know you're trolling?"
 
* Donation-read cameo ([https://infrared-transcripts.pages.dev/en/kick/infrared/2d1ebdec-de63-4a81-be9d-17a254901bc5/ RED PILL NEWS | FREE PALESTINE stream]): "Thank you so much, Kodalong. What a great perspective."
== The trial ==
The [https://infrared-transcripts.pages.dev/en/kick/infrared/314927c0-d2da-41bf-beae-17d92a0e18a5/ RED PILL NEWS | PALESTINE WAR stream] hosted the full "Trial of Kodalong": preliminary hearing ("a special thing only the Infrared court does"), defense counsel (Thomas Brooke), prosecution evidence including "the Alexa incident," and the confession — Kodalong naming his alt army (Kong Junzi, Khodai, Merkaba, Marshall Math, Bamiana, Kung Fu Chalkan, Steel Monkey, Mooncake...) while denying he was "Bucks Bunny." Charges included adopting Amirio's profile picture and claiming in DMs to be "the Infrared deep state."
 
== Aftermath ==
Because of Kodalong, per Haz ([https://infrared-transcripts.pages.dev/en/kick/infrared/246f2156-0541-4f1a-9dbe-2009b8442b1f/ RED PILL NEWS | IRAN-ISRAEL WAR? stream]), "coming into IGB is just like airports now — because of what Osama bin Laden did... now you have the TSA."


== See also ==
== See also ==
* [[Orvo]]
* [[Orvo]]
* [[Comrade Number 3]]


== References ==
== References ==
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Latest revision as of 10:31, 21 August 2026

Kodalong is an Australian troll and serial ban-evasion artist — the Infrared Discord's most infamous pest, subject of the community's show-trial.

The rap sheet

Per Haz on stream (MASSIVE DEBATE ROYALE): "He's made hundreds of alts in our Discord. He's caused Amirio so much distress, and we caught him in VC pretending to be a Romanian — and I literally made him go up to his Amazon Alexa, which gave away that he was in Australia. Then he pretended to come back as a Serbian... said he was going to his job at the brick factory. In reality, Codalong is a man with no job who just harasses Amirio for a living... He mooches off the Australian welfare state to spend all his time harassing our Discord."

The trial

The RED PILL NEWS | PALESTINE WAR stream hosted the full "Trial of Kodalong": preliminary hearing ("a special thing only the Infrared court does"), defense counsel (Thomas Brooke), prosecution evidence including "the Alexa incident," and the confession — Kodalong naming his alt army (Kong Junzi, Khodai, Merkaba, Marshall Math, Bamiana, Kung Fu Chalkan, Steel Monkey, Mooncake...) while denying he was "Bucks Bunny." Charges included adopting Amirio's profile picture and claiming in DMs to be "the Infrared deep state."

Aftermath

Because of Kodalong, per Haz (RED PILL NEWS | IRAN-ISRAEL WAR? stream), "coming into IGB is just like airports now — because of what Osama bin Laden did... now you have the TSA."

See also

References